Redditor AndyWSea had a profound shower thought that touched off a thread of classic Reddit wordplay:
Funny WiFi addresses [sic] are the new funny answering machine messages.
You all remember when answering machines came out, right? Or at least you’ve seen this episode of Seinfeld?
In an era when no one uses the phone anymore (except telemarketers and Robo callers), the wireless network SSID is where you can share your punnery with random neighbors and passers-by. The Reddit thread led to some absolute gems which I’m pretty sure you can steal for your own amusement. Here are some of my favorites:
- Boulevard of Broken Streams
- Believe it or not, George’s wifi isn’t online
- Tell My WiFi Love Her
- Darude – LANStorm
- C===[::::::::::::::::>
- Dialup Internet
- No More Mister WiFi
- Pretty Fly for a WiFi
- Searching…
- WhoFi WhatFi WhenFi WhereFi WiFi
- AEIOU and sometimes WiFi
- A LAN down under
- MyNeighborsHaveTheBestNeighbor
- FBI Surveillance Van
- Get off my LAN
- The LAN Before Time
- WinternetisComing
- The PromisedLAN
- Flowers By Irene
- Virus Filled Network
- Dora the Internet Explorer
- Rebellious Amish Family
- HP Printer
- Silence of the LANs
- Martin Router King, JR
- The Force
- IsThisTheKrustyKrab
- Wi Believe I Can Fi
- Drop It Like It’s HotSpot
- Skynet
- Stranger Pings
- WiFi Art Thou Romeo?
- NSA_Guest
- NachoWireless
- Obi-WAN-Kenobi
Bonus: If you have a multiband router, you can have multiple SSIDs! Here are some good one-two punch jokes:
- MostlyHarmless and Don’tPanic
- LANdo Calrissian and LAN Solo
- WayneManor and TheBatCave
- This LAN is My LAN and This LAN is Your Lan
What’s your SSID? Share your funnies in the comments!
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Bob Wittnebel
We have “Not Your Network” and “Still Not Your Network.”
Tom
That’s great. I love – FBI Van
That’s hilarious.
Steve Krause
Yeah – I think that’s my favorite also.
My SSID has been ERROR for a long time. Confuses people who come over all the time. ;)
Brent
i’ve also seen, “I’m hiding under your bed”, “Trojan.exe” and “NYPD bait car” … i use FBI Van #2 and FBI Van #5 for my home router names.
Brent
Doug
Friends will normally want me to confirm that my network is “HOMELAND SECURITY”.
Steve Krause
Nice – that’s another good one.
Paul
“Press and hold power button to connect”
Rodger
That may be the best one yet!!!
Doug
Good One!!!!!!!
John Vincent
How about “start your annual subscribe here…”